The Prostrate Pardon, A Cancer That Should Not Spread

By Godfrey Pereira

Dear Brave Hearts, Assorted Infidels,

And

KENNY MACASKILL, SCOTTISH JUSTICE MINISTER

"Numpty"

Please Note:

The American Definition of COMPASSION Is:

It’s alright sometimes, to turn the other cheek, but please, please don’t bend over and willingly ask them to bugger your arse.

Sir William Wallace would have agreed.

And that is what has happened.

A dinna kin! Why?

A Pardon for Monster Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi.

A dinna kin! Why?

December 21, 1988, Pan Am flight 103, a 747, left Heathrow in London bound for JFK airport in New York.

At 35,000 feet The Monster’s bomb, hidden in a suitcase, exploded over Lockerbie blowing human flesh and internal organs to small bloody pieces.

270 fatalities (259 on the plane, 11 in Lockerbie, Sherwood Cresent) were citizens of 21 nations.

Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi was arrested, prosecuted and sentenced to life in prison.

Then the Prostrate Pardon.

A dinna kin!

Colonel Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi’s private jet escorted the Monster to Libya. The Arab League had tears of joy in their compassionate eyes as Saif al-Islam al Gaddafi, dressed in a regal traditional white robe, and golden embroidered vest greeted the Monster. The crowd threw rose petals before the Monster’s prostrate gland. In Tripoli's Green Square they were dancing.

Did you see all this Numpty Macaskill?

If The Monster was dying of Prostrate Cancer, his 95 year old mother, Hajja Fatma Ali al-Araibi, his wife Aisha and five children could have been ferried to Greenock prison in Scotland to be with him.

That’s one compromise on the slimy oil and political canvas.

So now what? The compassion must continue.

On March 13, 1996, in an unprovoked outbreak of rage lasting three minutes, Thomas Watt Hamilton killed or injured all but one of a class of 29. The children, who were murdered in cold blood, were five- and six-year-olds, along with their teacher Gwen Mayor at Dunblane Primary School. Hamilton then shot and killed himself,

In total, 17 people were murdered, 16 young children and their teacher. Hamilton fired his weapon 109 times.

Yes, why not show some compassion for Hamilton’s near and dear ones. Perhaps some monetary compassionate compensation!

Why not pass a compassionate bill in the Holyrood. All 129 members must vote.

The relatives of Thomas Watt Hamilton, {who have been feeling poorly since he put a gun into his mouth after the Dunblane massacre} must be compensated for the fourteen years of shame the family has had to wrongfully endure because of Thomas Hamilton.

What say you, MACASKILL?

Or, Is this another West Lothian Question?

Or as, Lord Chancellor Lord Irvine of Lairg said in 1998:

“The best answer to the question was to stop asking it.”

Meanwhile back in the Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya,

The Monster Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi must be sitting in an air conditioned Bedouin tent Number 103. The temperature in the desert outside is a killing 270 degrees Fahrenheit. The monster does not care. He is an ease, where he now sits. He and his near and dear loved ones are nibbling at spit roasted wild desert goat.

They are laughing hysterically, desperately trying to pronounce the Scottish word, "Numpties"

So, Guid cheerio the nou!

I have nothing more left to say.

Ah, one more thing, one more time, Oh! Compassionate ones from Scotland.

It’s alright sometimes, to turn the other cheek, but please, please don’t bend over and willingly ask them to bugger your arse.